You're so nebulous sometimes
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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