He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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