I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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