i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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