Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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