Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
how does that bad decision feel?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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