At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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