On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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