Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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