quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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