i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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