Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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