sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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