i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
sarcasm needs its own font
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
i think i just lost a toe
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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