wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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