Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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