I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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