Me. At least after what I've been through.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
