shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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