: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Randomize
