what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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