and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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