ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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