people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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