About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Randomize
