I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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