i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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