on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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