i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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