Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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