check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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