why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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