scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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