we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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