if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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