Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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