i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She's the barista slut.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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