"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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