Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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