No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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