You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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