Don't make out with my wife yet
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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