fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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