Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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