My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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