Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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