Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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