Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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