Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
