Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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